Stupid Shit

Environmentalist are all worked up that Americans use toilet paper. They say it sucks cause trees get cut down to make tirlet paper. Who gives a fuck? Corn gets cut down to make corn flakes. They plant more and it grows back. Same with trees.
They say Europeans don't use as much toilet paper per person as Americans. So Europeans walk around with shitty asses? That must be why they stink so bad. Now shut up and let me wipe my ass in peace.