Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Pointless Question

Which is Scarier, Bullriding or Motorcycle jumping?




I was gonna go with bull riding vs. ski jumping but ski jumping just seems way scarier and not even close. Bull riding is sexier though. I can't imagine chicks digging a dorky ski jump dude they way they would a dusty bullriding badass.


2 comments:

  1. I think it's important to distinguish between "scarier" or "more dangerous." If it's danger, it's definitely bullriding. Because even at the highest level, you're depending on a draw. Bulls are unpredictable even if you do everything right, whereas in moto you survive everytime, barring mechanical failure, if you do everything right.

    But as far as "scarier," on the other hand, it'd definitely bullriding. None of those bullriders have a brain in their fucking skulls.

    Also, bullriding = pussy.

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  2. How pussy? I get stupid and crazy but pussy? Unless you mean they get pussy. Then yes that seems right. I think if you don't get to practice and know what you are doing bullriding is the way to go because you may get lucky and not get fucked up at all and get saved by some clown in a clown outfit. If you fuck up a motorcycle jump you have a good chance of getting killed or comatized. If you get endless practice then motorcycle jump is the way to go cause you can get good at it and not crash at all. Even on the good bullrides I have seen they still come damn close to having their head stepped on by a 2000lb jerk.

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