Bette Davis Eyes

I never knew Mark choreographed a video until I got to the face slap part of this one.

Global Wazzu?

So how psyched are you that the house of reps passed "the largest tax in American history" yesterday? I am super psyched because they did it so that we will stop the climate from changing. You know, the thing that has been constantly changing since the beginning of the earth? That thing. It will now stop changing because we have figured out what the perfect climate is and we know how to control it. Politicians will now be reffered to as Jesuses.

Micheal Jaxon

So he died and all. What a truly weird dude. He may have been the craziest person ever still capable of speech. He was also pretty evil I guess. I mean if you list terrible things to do, raping children has to be very high on the list. Probably raping them to death is number one.

He could sing like the dickens though. What is your favorite song of his? Mine is Smooth Criminal.

Men At Work

At work ripping off children's songs.

Show this Friday

Find a bad song in our set list. You can't.

Two Shots Of Whiskey

Daddy Don't Live Here No More

Paternity Test

Prettiest Girl In The Bar

Dive Bar

Whiskey

Small Town Woman

You Caught My Eye
Hard Drinking Woman
Baby Come Home and Eat Biscuits With Me

Covers will be:

If You've Got the Money Honey, I've Got the Time (Willie Nelson)
The Race

(George Jones)
East Bound and Down (Jerry Reed)
Holiday Road (Lyndsay Buckingham)
Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground (Willie Nelson)
Mama Tried (Merle Haggard)
Hey Good Looking (Hank Sr)
Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On (Mel McDaniel)

Rich's Links of the Day

Retarded Policeman

Remember That Time?

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Sometimes Good Musicians do Kareoke Too

Just listen to Lyndsay Buckingham pretend to sing.

Greatest Instrument

Probably piano. Maybe guitar. Piano cause it can pretty much play any part and if you have a competent pianist you can put on a show with out any other instruments. Guitar too but less so.
Guitar is great cause name your top 100 favorite songs and guitar is probably in all of them.

Greatest instrument you don't really hear is bass. If all of a sudden the bass gets dropped out of a song you are hearing it really sounds much worse. Funny thing is bass sounds pretty terrible by itself. If you listen to just a bass line you will be bored as hell but add it to a song and rock the fuck out. Same thing for drums but they are much more obvious in casual listening. My favorite thing about recording fattest girl was when the dude would drain the drums and bass out so we could hear the vocals and then when he brought them back it it was like dropping the hammer.

Pedal Steel

Man was that guy ever awesome. I was kinda embarrassed to play along he was so good. The band is now approximately 300% better.

Pedal Steel

I get to practice with the pedal steel guy today. Very excited. The band is gonna sound sweet as hell pretty soon. Also, my meet up group has so far gotten 29 people to express interest in coming to the gig next week. Maybe good band, good crowd is the way to go.

Good Deed Averted

I found a phone in the cab Saturday Night. The owner called and I tole him to text his address to it and I would get it to him. No problem right? Well, his phone ran out of juice and I have no idea where he lives and my charger doesn't match his phone.

Cluster Fuck.

Do You Have Gay Hands?

I saw a study recently that researched a bunch of gay and straight dudes and found that if you are straight your ring finger is noticably longer than your index finger. If you are gay they are about the same. Of course I had to immediately check my hands out to see which clubs I would be hitting this weekend......

good 3/8 of an inch straight.

Suprise?

I can't believe government doesnt know what the hell it is doing!

late night

I can hear a hard core fist fight going on outside. Lots of yelling and fighting sounds and girls screaming.

Glass breaking.

Now cop siren.


In other news here is one of my favorite tv theme songs.

Toys L Us

Here is a sweet example of a chinaman switching the L's and R's.