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Chonk

States I need to go to

I would like to visit all fifty states eventually. I am not really even close but here is what's missing:

Alaska
Connecticutcut
Hawaii
Idaho
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Maine
Minnesota
Montana
North Dakota
Ohio
Organ
South Dakota
Utah
Wisconsin
Wyoming

33/50

Parkside Show

Played a solo show last night. Bout 15 people came to see, all strangers. Killed em. Best songs of mine crowd reaction wise were:

BoomshakalakalakaBoomshakalaklakaBoomshakalakalakalakalake Blues

Hard Drinkin Woman

Sweet Country Pussy.

Hard Sports

What thing in sports looks the easiest but is really hard? I nominate boxing. It looks so simple. Just punch that dude head. But if you ever try to hit a head that is dodging and weaving it is impossible. Plus it is exhaustinating. Go try to throw punches in the air for 3 minutes. You wont last the round.

McDonalds black?

What is up with this?

End of US?

The US debt is getting close to 12 TRILLION. The PROJECTED deficit for the next 10 years was just raised to 9 trillion. So unless something changes the national debt will be 21 trillion at that time. The USA GDP is only 14.3 trillion. Pretty soon we are gonna have more debt than we can pay off in a year if all we did was pay off debt. The interest alone on 21 Trillion will be close to a trillion bucks per year.

Currently the US debt per citizen is $38,000. Private debt per citizen (credit cards, mortgages etc.) is $24,000. So the US needs $62,000 per citizen to be debt free. Per capita income (average income) in the US is $40,000. Good luck paying off the $62,000 per.

What gets really scary is when you look at the unfunded liabilities of Medicare, Social Security and the new Federal Presciption Drug buy plan we now have. The government will need to drain $192,000 per person to fund those programs at the current benefit rate.

So a grand total of $254,000 per person is needed presently and they want to add another 9 Trillion in debt to our bill. A quarter of a million dollars per person or we are fucked.

We're Fucked.

WWI

Does anyone else love World War One? Most people think WWII is where it's at but I for me the sequel can't live up to the real thing. Anyone know any good WWI movies?

Bad Ad Placement

Stupid computer geniuses.

Movie Star

I was an extra in another movie today. That brings my NY movie total up to two. SeeSaw (I'm in the trailer but there is no way you will see me) and now Joe Average.

Labor Pains

Why when baby announcements are made do people tell you that it was done with c section? I mean I don't mind knowing but isnt that kinda private info? People dont always go around telling about all their other medical info.