(Why aren't this kid's parents arrested?)
McDonald's is everydamnwhere. There is no Chili's in Manhattan but you better believe there are a few hundred McDonald's hanging about. Why? Why does everyone love this greasy shit? Is it THAT good? Of course not. There are plenty of places to go that are just as unhealthy as McDonald's but with tons better food. Or you could just stay home make your own burgers which are always tons better than any fastfood place even if Jock makes 'em with the beef patties soooooo fucking thick even after you ask him not to that you hate it and resent him.
Anyway, the point here is not that the food at McDonald's is the worst food in the world. It's just that for that level of grease and heart disease you should really be enjoying yourself a hell of a lot more.
Their cheeseburgers are so delicious I can hardly take it. Also, the Big Mac is fantastic.
ReplyDeleteYou outta they mind. The only thing at McDonald's worth the lowered self esteem is breakfast. Sweet hash browns.
ReplyDeleteAlso when drunk everything they got is irresistible unless Taco Bell is handy.
I agree that McDonald's is absolutely the worst fast food hamburger ever. Here's a list of better ones, in no particular order:
ReplyDelete1) Every other fast food hamburger.
Seriously Mark, you're honestly saying that, all else being equal, you'd rather eat a McDonald's burger than one from Wendy's or the King or Jack or Backyard Burgers? Of course you wouldn't. People love McD because it's reliable. They know it's gonna be mediocre and that's comforting. It never changes. And they have that spectacular commercial with the little kid doing the old school hip hop dance with his Happy Meal. And usually the bathrooms are cleaner.
What's Scoot's hard-on over Chili's?
i love mcdonalds.
ReplyDeletealso today i ate an "angry whopper". it was actually spicier than i thought it would be. not quite angry though. it wasnt as good as the steakhouse mushroom swiss, which is a masterpiece.
Mcdonalds is good at tricking you. It seems ok at first but just screw around and let that stuff get cold. God awful cold. Most good food is ok cold but mcdonald's is inedible, especially the frys.
ReplyDeleteJock only doesn't like Chili's cause he wants to eat a steak there like an idiot instead of getting only the chips and salsa and mexican eggrolls. Of course the steak is gonna be awful. It's Chili's. Kick as chips and salsa though. Also, big ass beers. Nothing wrong with a big ass beer.
ReplyDeleteI've always preferred McD's to Wendy's or Burger King. Arby's always wins if its ever around though. I've never eaten a burger at Jack in the box or Backyard.
ReplyDeleteI really like Chili's chips and salsa and the cheesy bean dip. The key is to never get an entre. They are always terrible. You have to get the sante fe eggrolls or some other appetizer and fill the hell up on chips.
Sante Fe Eggrolls? I thought they were called southwestern eggrolls?
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