My neck. My back.

Both the X-rays and MRI on my neck came out "normal." So I got sent to physical therapy. The PT jerked my neck around for 45 minutes, then she sent electricity through me for another 15 and that made me twitch. Then I did neck exercises (nexercises?) for 15 minutes and went back to sit on the examining table. She climbed on the table and stood behind where I was sitting, so that the back of my head was even with her hoo-hah. As she was slapping me around, ostensibly to "determine my range of motion," she was rubbing all against me. Not in the good way though. Basically this is an excuse to tell you my PT is way hot and if you go to this page you can see a mug shot of her. Ashley Fife. It's the best I could do.