"Tennis Anyone?"
People will say it when they see something tennis related. Others will laugh. I have no idea why. Doesn't seem to work with any other sport or activity.
"Dr. Livingston I Presume?"
Similar to tennis anyone but there seems to be no special reason why people say this one. Apparently it goes back to some British dude named Dr Livingston who went to Africa and then another British went looking for him and when he found him he said this and they both fell out laughing.
"Taste Like Chicken"
If someone tries a new dish and they are asked how it was they will say this. Hilarity ensues.
"What Exit?"
If a New York meets someone from New Jersey they will ask this and all the New Yorkers laugh. I have gotten several different people to try to explain this one to me. They say it is because there is the Jersey Turnpike which goes all the way down Jersey and people who live in Jersey have to exit to go home. This seems like it would be true for most states though.
"You Workin Hard or Hardly Workin?"
If you work in a plumbing supply house at least 25% of the plumbers who come in to buy shit will say this to you every day. Even if they said it 4 times already in the week, on Friday they will still say this at you. Your coworkers will laugh. You will not.
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