Unicycling

I am much better now at shit I used to think as hard like off roading.  It's still pretty hard but the stuff I used to think was hard is very easy.  The stuff I now think is hard actually is.  Steep inclines, drop offs, jumping over shit.  Stuff like that is as hard as it looks.  Fun though.  Trouble is no one else is into retarded shit like unicycling so I gotta do it myself.

2 year take off

First post in two years. I am sure everyone is thrilled.  What happened in two years? Nothing  :(

You wanted it

You got it.

Slow News Day

Sometimes small town newspapers don't have much to print.

Tricky

Apparently in the 60's some French song writer tricked they 60's french version of Miley Ray Cyrus into singing a song about anise suckers that was actually about sucking dicks and it caused a big hub bub. In France. Not here which is why you never heard of it.

Bored

Today I got bored and was reading a boring story about flags when it quoted some dude I know.

Keese Probly Like This

Or Maybe not. But Probly.

Skiing

I think it's time to go skiing again. Turns out I was doing it wrong.