But not like that. I'm the officiant. Remember when Nilk axed me to be the preacher-man at his wedding? I chickened out so Lars did it up way better than I could ever have done it. But now I'm over all that and I'm still ordained so I'm doing Shelley and Jeff. Man this is going to be a short wedding.
Remember when Kirk read the Metallica lyrics? What song was that?
So Shelley is now officially off the market now and will never fulfill her wish of her and Nilk. Nilk, to his credit, tried to parlay it into a threesome with Marth, to no avail. I'll post a couple of pictures of tomorrow's wedding as soon as I get them.
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Kirk read Iron Maiden lyrics. It was an amalgamation of 6 or 7 songs. "Selected readings by the English poet Steve Harris".
ReplyDeleteCan you somehow as priest rig the vows so that at the end she is somehow married to me?
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