Later on defense I was two hand touching this big dude on their team that had just made a catch. Little did I realize this was gonna be like trying to two hand touch a Buick. He snapped my head back with his elbow as he was turning around. I have played rugby and never been rocked so hard as I was in the touch football league yesterday. My teamates were all looking concerned at me and made me go sit down. I guess I looked like how I felt. Pretty much out on my feet or punch drunk or whatever.

I got better and came back on and had a few catches but no touchdowns. On the final play of the game I was double covering the Buick dude who was their best player. The ball came to him in the end zone and I leaped up and batted it down hard. Like full volleyball spike hard. He still fucking caught it. Unbelievable. They missed the extra point and we won. I am still pissed that he caught that last TD.
Did he hit you as awesome as Ryan Clark hit Willis tonight?
ReplyDeleteI'll have to say no because I wasn't knocked out completely and managed to stay on my feet. Also he wasn't trying to lay one on. I wasn't wearing a helmet though like that mcgayhee pussy.
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