1. The country version. This original wins hands down, especially the little bass lick he plays under the "shoulda gone to" lyric.
2. The hip hop-ish one. I like the vocal harmony, though why they only do it over one line ("saw their ads on my TV") is beyond me. Also the "F-R-E-E that spells free" is a great hook.
3. The rock version. I like this one even though they blow the rhyme in the first two lines. Great music and guest starring the lobster-eating bitch from the original one.
4. The wimpy college rock version. The only redeeming part is the girl's utterly fantastic ass, but you only get to see a split second of it.
5. The rap 'n roll one. Thirty seconds of lyrics, two pitches.
6. The reggae-ish version. F-to-the-R-to-the-E-to-the-E-to-the-C-to-the-R-to-the-E-D-I-Tedious.
I honestly could do without any of these. Maybe is the dude didn't sing like a complete pussy I would be more into them.
ReplyDeleteOf course he sings like a complete pussy, he's Canadian.
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