Well speak of the fucking devil. Bum fight you want? Ok you got your fuckin bum fight. Not ten minutes ago I got off the fuckin train. Minding my own fucking business. Admittedly I have had more than a few to drink but I am still on my best (moderate) behavior. Some fucking bum accosts me as I get off the stairs to the station. I got nothing for him. I aint rude or picking a fight or nothing. I just dont want to give drug money to an obvious piece of shit. this mother fucker is mumbling curses and shit at me as I cross the road. I stop (again the drunkness probly but still I am in the rigt and tell him to shut his fucking ass up). He tells me to suck his dick and to come back across the street if I aint a fagot. A fucking drugged up bum mind you.
This is too many for me. Off across the street I go. He stand hid ground but it is the least scarey thing if you could be if you saw him. Skinny ass drugged up piece of shit. He hurt nothin. As I get close he backs up but I already too close and shove the shit out of him and down he goes against the side of a building and rib kick when he gets up and runs away. I gave chase but only chase like when you dont wanna actually catch dude cause I kinda regained head when he went down but still wanna insult and hurt his feelings which I think I did a pretty damn good job of doing. If I was he I woulda felt bad. Anyway, I told you those fucking bums are getting more aggresive. Full out muggings soon. I scared.
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You...touched him?
ReplyDeleteI didnt really think of that at the time but he wasn't as filthy as some bums can be. It was probably only as gross as grabbing the hand rail on the subway.
ReplyDeletewe should be better friends to scott so he doesnt go menacing the streets in a rage. that last time we neglected him in he got into two bar fights.
ReplyDeleteOne Bar fight. The other was a bar look of rage by huge drunk dude. I not about to fight him.
ReplyDeleteyes sir just one, whatever you say, no need to get wild.
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