It snowed Sunday and the residual is still all over the place. I was cruising around midtown when this middle aged china man got aholt of a nice little patch and busted his ass. It was awesome cause it took him about eight slippery steps to finally make it all the way down. If life were a cartoon the accompanying sound effect woulda gone like this:
TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI (cymbal crash)
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the broken hip repair companies must love the ice. last month i saw a busted ass old dude on his back on the sidewalk waiting for the ambulance. i always see a casualty or two. i am durable and have a low center of gravity and even i busted my shit that time. if i had any grandmas i would tell em to keep it on the couch during winter.
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