Aphorisms

I am making a list of some of my favorite aphorisms. These only count is someone I know made them up though. Anyone can just go read a book of famous people's.


People are stupid.
(Chappie)

If someone goes out of their way to tell you a principle they live by, the opposite is true.
(Chappie)

Crazy people are CRAZY
(Lilero)

"Will Work For Food" means "Will Beg For Drug Money"
(Me)

If someone offers you a breath freshener, Take It.
(Me)

If the train is packed except for one car that only has one guy in it, do NOT get in that car.
(Me)

Never listen to a woman's advice on how to pick up women because she has never actually done it.
(Me)

Always Smail the milk before you take a swaller.
(Martin)

Never argue politics. The only thing you will ever convince anybody of is that they hate you.
(Me)

Whenever you find a really good parking spot, be prepared for a ticket.
(Keese)
I will add more when I think em.