With the coming depression get ready to eat more Varmints. Raccoon today, possum tomorrow, rats soon enough.
There's a Stonehenge under Lake Michigan. I didn't know Martians had submarines.
Beat Box Cooking Show.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Rich's Links of the Day
The "website" of unnecessary quotation marks.
You got four years left. Have fun y'all.
Muslim Lady to get Spanked for Drinking beer. Muslims are terrible.
Has anyone played World of Warcraft? Is it really this fun?
Genetically Altering Humans. Can't they figure out how I can regenerate limbs like a starfish yet?
Battledroids. These are actually for military use so the kinda kick more ass than the previous ones.
You got four years left. Have fun y'all.
Muslim Lady to get Spanked for Drinking beer. Muslims are terrible.
Has anyone played World of Warcraft? Is it really this fun?
Genetically Altering Humans. Can't they figure out how I can regenerate limbs like a starfish yet?
Battledroids. These are actually for military use so the kinda kick more ass than the previous ones.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Evidance
You want evidence of how a perfectly good song can be turned inot complete horseshit? Here you go.
Football
I had my first football game with the new team Sunday. Man did we ever get our asses beat. My lowlight was when I dropped an interception. One of my guys broke up a pass and it tipped near enough where I could have had it but instead I tipped it 3 times before having to dive and miss it. Horrible. The highlight was that I made a ridiculous catch for a touchdown. It was 4th and goal from 10 yards out and our qb was about to get sacked so he just hove it to the left side of the end zone. I was on the right side and sprinted across. 4 of us went up for it and some how I wound up on my back with the ball. We lost 7-70. Another highlight was that it had snowed the night before and the field was covered so I was diving and sliding all over the place even if it wasn't needed. Snow sucks unless you are playing in it.
Prior to the game I was walking through the park and came across some little punk kids sledding down a hill while their parents watched. This was west side park, not central park where the hills are for pussies. These kids were going down a 5 story 50 degree incline. It looked fun as hell. Well you know what happened. I conned one of the kids into letting me borrow his sled. When I got to the bottom I realized that I outweighed these chumps by easily 100 pounds and while they would stop well before they hit the park benches at the end of the run, I would stop exactly when I hit them. It didn't hurt so much as was scary and the kids loved it so winners all around. Also the sled was plastic and not too broken. Jock woulda gone clean through the benches and wound up in the Hudson River.
(Not actual event)
Prior to the game I was walking through the park and came across some little punk kids sledding down a hill while their parents watched. This was west side park, not central park where the hills are for pussies. These kids were going down a 5 story 50 degree incline. It looked fun as hell. Well you know what happened. I conned one of the kids into letting me borrow his sled. When I got to the bottom I realized that I outweighed these chumps by easily 100 pounds and while they would stop well before they hit the park benches at the end of the run, I would stop exactly when I hit them. It didn't hurt so much as was scary and the kids loved it so winners all around. Also the sled was plastic and not too broken. Jock woulda gone clean through the benches and wound up in the Hudson River.
(Not actual event)
Bad Ass Item of the Week:
Optical Illusions
(Dern Lemons Won't Lay Still. More illusions here)
I can never get enough of a good illusion. I think they are very underused. If I was an architect or road engineer I would design stuff to look like other stuff and trick the hell out of people. maybe even get them to wreck.
(Dern Lemons Won't Lay Still. More illusions here)
I can never get enough of a good illusion. I think they are very underused. If I was an architect or road engineer I would design stuff to look like other stuff and trick the hell out of people. maybe even get them to wreck.
Rich's Links of the Day
Are we living a real life Atlas Shrugged? I actually thought the book was terribly written. Soooo cheesy.
The dude who took the pics of the naked upside down skier may be fired.
Taxes will rise no matter who is in power. Great. At least there's no hope.
Good New Losers, Virtual Sex is coming soon. I want a Marilyn Monroebot
Laughing Makes You Skinny. I guess more and more Americans have no sense of humor.
The dude who took the pics of the naked upside down skier may be fired.
Taxes will rise no matter who is in power. Great. At least there's no hope.
Good New Losers, Virtual Sex is coming soon. I want a Marilyn Monroebot
Laughing Makes You Skinny. I guess more and more Americans have no sense of humor.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Personalized Links
For Lilero Only
For Jock Only
For Martin Only
For Markulus Only
For Me Only
I once made 40 bucks in NJ for knowing this song at Cole Street Cafe.
For Jock Only
For Martin Only
For Markulus Only
For Me Only
I once made 40 bucks in NJ for knowing this song at Cole Street Cafe.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Gig
Jock wants to play a gig in Baton Rouge sometime in a couple of months. Is everybody up for it? And by everybody I mean me and Mark. Also Jock.
Volleyball
Martin and I had our first 3 scrimmage games with the new volleyball team. I played like ass shit. Martin played like half ass shit. We won all 3 games.
Rich's Links of the Day
Astrological Physics Stuff About the Beginning of the Universe. I didn't understand it either.
6 Month Picture. This dude spent 6 months taking one picture. If he would have screwed it up he woulda been pissed.
People sure Hate Israel These Days. It seems weird that people care more about this war than any current war in Africa.
Other People Hate Palestine. Apparently Palestinians make fake videos to get sympathy?
Dude has to pay child support for kids that aren't his. I've heard of several cases like this. Don't seem right to me.
Muslims Cutting Themselves and Kids. Perhaps worse than telling your kid you are gonna punch him in the fucking face? Actually knife cutting him?
6 Month Picture. This dude spent 6 months taking one picture. If he would have screwed it up he woulda been pissed.
People sure Hate Israel These Days. It seems weird that people care more about this war than any current war in Africa.
Other People Hate Palestine. Apparently Palestinians make fake videos to get sympathy?
Dude has to pay child support for kids that aren't his. I've heard of several cases like this. Don't seem right to me.
Muslims Cutting Themselves and Kids. Perhaps worse than telling your kid you are gonna punch him in the fucking face? Actually knife cutting him?
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Things Everyone Loves That Actually Suck
AMERICAN IDOL
(I hate when people take pictures of themselves with tape over their mouths. Who thinks that shit is clever? No one. Get better creative directors)
This is the show that was acceptable to watch only in the first season due to it's novelty. It is now gearing up for season NINE. Why the hell is anyone still watching this garbage? It's the same boring shit over and over and over. A bunch of jerks get up and sing horrible renditions of pop songs to a bunch of other jerks who vote them off every couple of days. Teeeerible. Even when they happen to select decent songs to perform they arrange them in the cheesiest way possible so that Las Vegas lounge singers would even be embarassed to be associated with them.
Also, very irritating is the way after every song is sung they will flash up the number to call to vote for the jerk who just sang (877-344-4007) and the wannabe inevitable holds up seven fingers and mouths SEEEEEVVVEEEEEEN to the camera. Really guys? Every damn time? Can't none of you just stand there like a human while they go to commercial? Sick.
One last point. You will be hard pressed to get through an episode of American Idol without some dumbass trying to sing Sugar Pie Honey Bunch. Now American Idol is performed in front of a live audience. Sugar Pie Honey Bunch does not have an ending. The recorded version just fades out. One of the main parts of putting on a good show is having a big finish, which you CAN NOT do if the song you are singing HAS NO ENDING. So what do they do? They just kinda stop when they run out of time and it ends horribly and I feel bad about the human race and wish for an asteroid. But apparently I am the only one cause they keep up with that shit every damn season and I guarantee you will hear at least 10 times in the upcoming season 9.
(I hate when people take pictures of themselves with tape over their mouths. Who thinks that shit is clever? No one. Get better creative directors)
This is the show that was acceptable to watch only in the first season due to it's novelty. It is now gearing up for season NINE. Why the hell is anyone still watching this garbage? It's the same boring shit over and over and over. A bunch of jerks get up and sing horrible renditions of pop songs to a bunch of other jerks who vote them off every couple of days. Teeeerible. Even when they happen to select decent songs to perform they arrange them in the cheesiest way possible so that Las Vegas lounge singers would even be embarassed to be associated with them.
Also, very irritating is the way after every song is sung they will flash up the number to call to vote for the jerk who just sang (877-344-4007) and the wannabe inevitable holds up seven fingers and mouths SEEEEEVVVEEEEEEN to the camera. Really guys? Every damn time? Can't none of you just stand there like a human while they go to commercial? Sick.
One last point. You will be hard pressed to get through an episode of American Idol without some dumbass trying to sing Sugar Pie Honey Bunch. Now American Idol is performed in front of a live audience. Sugar Pie Honey Bunch does not have an ending. The recorded version just fades out. One of the main parts of putting on a good show is having a big finish, which you CAN NOT do if the song you are singing HAS NO ENDING. So what do they do? They just kinda stop when they run out of time and it ends horribly and I feel bad about the human race and wish for an asteroid. But apparently I am the only one cause they keep up with that shit every damn season and I guarantee you will hear at least 10 times in the upcoming season 9.
Bad Parenting?
I don't know too much about raising kids but yesterday I saw a lady with 3 of them out on the street. The little boy was skipping about and generally behaving as little boys do, not really misbehaving and not really being perfect either. The lady snatches by the arm, spins him around and says "I'm gonna punch you in the fucking face". I thought it was somewhat inappropriate.
Rich's Links of the Day
Spending Our Way to Prosperity. Is this as stupid as it seems? Don't you spend less when economic times are hard?
Statues Made of Legos. And some tool posing with them. Get outta the picture loser.
Scientists can Levitate Tiny Objects. So can I have my hoverbaord from Back to the Future Yet?
Foosball Game. Play at work if you want to waste all your time and get fired.
Sucky Tatoo. I sure hope this is just painted on.
Creepy Swarmbots Dragging Away a Little Girl. I assume to murder? One day they will rule us all.
Autistic Savant. I remember when they used to be idiot savants. I wish I could get a little bit savant without the idiot part going.
Statues Made of Legos. And some tool posing with them. Get outta the picture loser.
Scientists can Levitate Tiny Objects. So can I have my hoverbaord from Back to the Future Yet?
Foosball Game. Play at work if you want to waste all your time and get fired.
Sucky Tatoo. I sure hope this is just painted on.
Creepy Swarmbots Dragging Away a Little Girl. I assume to murder? One day they will rule us all.
Autistic Savant. I remember when they used to be idiot savants. I wish I could get a little bit savant without the idiot part going.
Pointless Question: Human Internal Clock
If humans figure out how to colonize another planet one day and that planet has a day that is say 30 hours long. Will we be able to adapt and live normally on a 30 hour day or will we be screwed by millions of years evolving to a 24 hour schedule? Have to come up with some kind of rotating light/ dark day/ night calender thing?
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
FreeCreditReport.com commerical review
Best to worst:
1. The country version. This original wins hands down, especially the little bass lick he plays under the "shoulda gone to" lyric.
2. The hip hop-ish one. I like the vocal harmony, though why they only do it over one line ("saw their ads on my TV") is beyond me. Also the "F-R-E-E that spells free" is a great hook.
3. The rock version. I like this one even though they blow the rhyme in the first two lines. Great music and guest starring the lobster-eating bitch from the original one.
4. The wimpy college rock version. The only redeeming part is the girl's utterly fantastic ass, but you only get to see a split second of it.
5. The rap 'n roll one. Thirty seconds of lyrics, two pitches.
6. The reggae-ish version. F-to-the-R-to-the-E-to-the-E-to-the-C-to-the-R-to-the-E-D-I-Tedious.
1. The country version. This original wins hands down, especially the little bass lick he plays under the "shoulda gone to" lyric.
2. The hip hop-ish one. I like the vocal harmony, though why they only do it over one line ("saw their ads on my TV") is beyond me. Also the "F-R-E-E that spells free" is a great hook.
3. The rock version. I like this one even though they blow the rhyme in the first two lines. Great music and guest starring the lobster-eating bitch from the original one.
4. The wimpy college rock version. The only redeeming part is the girl's utterly fantastic ass, but you only get to see a split second of it.
5. The rap 'n roll one. Thirty seconds of lyrics, two pitches.
6. The reggae-ish version. F-to-the-R-to-the-E-to-the-E-to-the-C-to-the-R-to-the-E-D-I-Tedious.
Top Ten Ways to Talk to Women Like a DoucheTard
This askmen.com article is supposed to be real advice on how to talk to chicks about sex. If you ever do anything recommended in their list you deserve a hammer to the face. This list is more like a recipe for a Virginity and Teardrop Cocktail than scoring goals. The only women who would like to be spoken to like this are sex-hookers and they are only pretending to like it cause they want your money. Secretly they hate you.
Pointless Question
Which is Scarier, Bullriding or Motorcycle jumping?
I was gonna go with bull riding vs. ski jumping but ski jumping just seems way scarier and not even close. Bull riding is sexier though. I can't imagine chicks digging a dorky ski jump dude they way they would a dusty bullriding badass.
I was gonna go with bull riding vs. ski jumping but ski jumping just seems way scarier and not even close. Bull riding is sexier though. I can't imagine chicks digging a dorky ski jump dude they way they would a dusty bullriding badass.
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