Me and mark and martin went to mexico on vacation.
Martin came back to the hotel room with a kilo of cocaine.
"Dude" he says "this horrible mexican gave me a thousand bucks if we sneak this cocaine across the border".
"that seems dangerous" I say "how the hell are we gonna do that"?
"I don't know" he says "maybe put it in the tires of our car as we drive across".
"Or maybe we can put it in our shampoo bottles so the dogs won't smell it" He says.
Mark comes busting in from the other room all excited.
"I have an idea! We can each take an over loaded condom up our assholes" he says.
"I don't know" says I "what if it busts and all the cocaine gets in our systems'?
Mark looks confused "What cocaine"?
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