Prison

Why do they let prisoners rape and kill each other in prison? If it is as common as people act like it is it seems like cruel and unusual punishment. I can see making folk cool they heels in a cell but you wouldn't put someone in a cell with a crazy chimp who is gonna fuck em up. Why can you put them with a crazy human that will?

It Begins

Hell Yeah

Rich's Links of the Day

Wierd Song

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Global Warming Real Or Fake?

Sweet Optical Illusions

I want a house made out of these.

Jock Missed Out

Maybe it was better he missed this cause my knee didn't get bent in half but Wednesday was sweet mud football in central park with the Mexicans.

Y'all Seen Micheal Jackson's Hair Catch Fire Yet?

What are you saving it for?

Speaking of ABBA

THIS VIDEO combines the two funniest sub sets of human ever. Japanese aaaaand Seventies.

ABBA Elf

This dude from ABBA really looks like an elf to me. If I ever met an elf Andy didn't look like this I would tell him keep trying.

Tambourine

I am retarded at the tambourine. I don't have the best rhythm in the world but I am pretty damn good. If I really concentrate I can keep a steady beat. However, put a tambourine in my hand and I am constantly late. Something about the tambourine is fucked up and it somehow makes the sounds later than you think it is gonna make them and you sound like a fool. I woulda thought something was wrong with me but Mark was shitty at it too at first.

Sexiest Man

This story about Elvis grbec is pretty damn funny.

New Poll

Is Hillary Clinton a stupid cunt for having that special made sling? Can't she just have a normal sling like everybody or does she have to show off with everything? Or is it classy? maybe it's classy to get special made medical devices that tell your rank.

What you thank?

Switcheroo Number too/

Me and mark and martin went to mexico on vacation.

Martin came back to the hotel room with a kilo of cocaine.

"Dude" he says "this horrible mexican gave me a thousand bucks if we sneak this cocaine across the border".

"that seems dangerous" I say "how the hell are we gonna do that"?

"I don't know" he says "maybe put it in the tires of our car as we drive across".

"Or maybe we can put it in our shampoo bottles so the dogs won't smell it" He says.


Mark comes busting in from the other room all excited.

"I have an idea! We can each take an over loaded condom up our assholes" he says.

"I don't know" says I "what if it busts and all the cocaine gets in our systems'?

Mark looks confused "What cocaine"?

Joke Template

The Switcharoo.

This joke is when you think someone is talking about something but they are really talking about something else, preferably embarrassing. It's kinda hard to describe and is better just to give an example. So.....:


I was playing guitar at this little dive down town. I had played there before so they knew me. About halfway through the set I asked if anyone had any requests. From the back some dude started hollering "SWEET COUNTRY PUSSY. I WANT SWWWWEEEEET COUNTRY PUSSSSAY!!!!"

I was like "aw yeah? you like that song huh?"

He looked at me and said "What song?"

comediens

I saw a list of top 100 comedians and it is clearly stupid cause they had assholes like Lenny Bruce and George Carlin at the top. Those guys fucking suck. Louis CK is at the top pricks.

Pointless Question

My friend Troy axed me this one. Would you give up a leg to be able to travel mars and venus in person?

I said hell no. He said he would do it. I told him he was a fucking idiot.