Global Wazzu?

So how psyched are you that the house of reps passed "the largest tax in American history" yesterday? I am super psyched because they did it so that we will stop the climate from changing. You know, the thing that has been constantly changing since the beginning of the earth? That thing. It will now stop changing because we have figured out what the perfect climate is and we know how to control it. Politicians will now be reffered to as Jesuses.