Cool Squid

Animals are awesome.

Got New Unicycle

I wore the shit out of my little baby unicycle already so I had to get another one. Got a Nimbus 2000. I wanted a Firebolt but that thing was way too expensive. Not sure why they name unicycles after brooms.

The Nimbus is a bad as 26" heavy duty thing. I had a 20" and was a level 1 according to the skill level thing I found online. On the 26" I am a level zero again. That thing is hard to get on. It is a dream on the grass though. The little girl used to get caught up in divots and send me sprawling but the big boy rolls right over that shit.

Of course I can't really turn either.

German routing

Ok, for some reason my internet in NC is routed through a server in Germany. So what happens is my stuff is translated by computer into German and then retranslated back into English by computer. This caused some confusion at first but I am now aware of the issue so that explains some things. I recently went to check out some of the songs I have posted online and was somewhat baffled. Let's see if you can figure out which song the fourth reich is rocking out to (keep in mind these are songs that I wrote that the Germans hijacked to scare their children with):

Kick Ass Band (Mehr lesen)

The Gross Train (Mehr lesen)

Real Life Horror Movie (Mehr lesen)

Nother New Song (Mehr lesen)

2 New Songs Up

Level 1

Ok. I feel ok saying I am a level one unicyclist now. I can no get on the stupid thing and ride. Level 2 will be a while coming cause I will have to get on left footed which I have zero practice at. Will take several weeks.

New Uni

Well I wore out the tire on my unicycle already. Need to get a good one I guess. I was looking for a new one online when I came across this nice looking 26 incher. Below is the copy from the catalogue. Let me know if it sounds good:

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Unicycle

I am probably one of the best level zero unidorks there is. I just rode all the way down the street and back in one turn, 350 yards, but I can not get on the damn thing.

Still Level Zero

Got a unicycle recently. Crazy hard. There are 10 levels of unicycle mastery posted online. I am still a level zero cause I can't get on the damn thing without help.

Jock and I are gonna have a joust next time I am down In BR if he will hurry up and get one.

Friends

So how much fun are me, Paul and Martin having on their visit it NC this weekend? I'll put it this way. Marin just shot a beer can off my head with a BB gun. NEXT.

Skateboard Trick

Not bad.

Old one

I had completely forgotten about this one but for some reason remembered it today.

Optical Illusions

Are awesome.

Why Come

Humans ain't got no super powers?

LIKE THIS

Cycle Ball

This seems like something me and Jock would invent.

SNIT!

How much free time do Japanee people have anyway?

Video Making

Well, you do have a dog. So how bout spending a month making THIS video?

Holy. Effin. Crap.

It's hard to imagine anything more fun than this shit right here. If I had this setup I can assure you Scoot and I would spend entire months at time making these videos.

Sweet-ass Freya soundtrack too.

Rude Awakening

So what do I wake up to this morning? Simultaneous Charlie horses. Both calves. About 30 seconds worth. I am kinda injured now and walking hurts.

Still Shitty

You know what they still have that I haven't thought about in years but still is every bit as terrible as I remember?

Horse Flies.

Fantasy Horror

My brother had his horror story published on ESPN. Here is the link:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?id=5418774

You learn Something New Every Day

Did you know you can find a silver quarter just on sound alone? I figured it out just today. I accidentally dropped a few quarters on the ground. One of them was really loud and a lot more beautiful sounding than the others. I picked it up and looked at the date. 1944. Silver. I got a handful of quarters to see if I could pick it out blind. Every time. Easy. Try it yourself.

Learning is fun.